Cakes and confusion

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

podencos:

Lingerie under oversized hoodies

this is 2 aesthetics made into one so it’s obviously bisexual culture

(via dalgikisses)

the50258:

sisterwho-refuses-togetatumbl-r:

moniquill:

rhube:

somath-cegem:

hayloumac:

geekandmisandry:

tangolove:

dayoldhakarl:

lotrlocked:

phylix:

smol-bean-meme-machine:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

butteryswimmingthing:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

fool-errant:

bellamynochillblake:

im-reddie:

bellamynochillblake:

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

oh you sweet summer child 

I actually made this a button last convention

Gaud I remember when it was lemons, I feel old now

explain pls

No

What are lemons??

I don’t own the copyright to this, others own the show. All I have is this saaaad little computer and a sketch pad. ^-^ Please don’t sue! I don’t need anymore stress!

Please R&R!!!!!!!

No flames. >///<

lol this story contains slash! Don’t like don’t read. Rated M. AragornxLegolas. lemon. Lololol ^-^ NO FLAMES OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY STABBITY SPORK OF Death! -__-

#this post made me age ten thousand years.

CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM ONLY PLZ THNX

Are literally any of you speaking English???

Limes too tho

O.o no, I can’t relive this! NO!

Originally posted by weegeetnik

I’m old enough to have not been sure what ‘lemon’ meant the first time around.

You guys, I know you’re just torturing the n00bs, but I thought I was gonna finally find out!

10k citrus pure fluff, Gundam, 1x2, 1xR, 3x4, 5x13 Rated E unless you think all slash should be M because you’re a butt. Plans for M rating and lemons in future chaps. Don’t Like Don’t Read Concrit only Flames will be deleted.

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of these precious babies I just play with them. 18+ one shot. If you’re under 18 don’t let your mommy catch you reading something you shouldn’t be <:^)

Fucking hell, are we really resurrecting this lingo?

(via milk-tea-way)

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

cyclesofsaturn:

punkpuppydragon:

cindysuke:

ernmark:

Just learned about garden path sentences.

They’re basically a literary prank– the sentence starts out in such a way that you think you know where it’s going, but the way it ends completely changes the meaning while still being a complete and logical sentence. Usually it deals with double meanings, or with words that can be multiple parts of speech, like nouns and verbs or nouns and adjectives.

So we get gems like

• The old man the boat. (The old people are manning the boat)
• The complex houses married and single soldiers and their families. (The apartment complex is home to both married and single soldiers, plus their families)
• The prime number few. (People who are excellent are few in number.)
• The cotton clothing is usually made of grows in Mississipi. (The cotton that clothing is made of)
• The man who hunts ducks out on weekends. (As in he ducks out of his responsibilities)
• We painted the wall with cracks. (The cracked wall is the one that was pained.)

truly a strange language

Thanks I hate it

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

English is such a fun bastard.

(via milk-tea-way)

the-blog-where-it-happened:

surlydruid:

wellingtonofthejungle:

helloeriiiiic:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

NOTHING is funnier to me than the fact that Dumbledore literally designed the PERFECT protection for the Philosopher’s Stone but still let the McGonagall enchant a giant chess set and Snape make a Legend of Zelda puzzle purely for the DRAMA of it all. And y'all say Dumbledore wasn’t ever visibly gay.

Dumbledore when Snape and McGonagall came to him with their suggestions, knowing FULL WELL how unnecessary they were:

Flitwick, approaching nervously: Dumbledore, I heard that Snape and McGonagall are helping, and I’d like to design a –

Dumbledore: – a room filled with enchanted keys.

Flitwick: – a room filled with enchanted keys!

Dumbledore:

Sprout: how about a room full of devils snare?

Dumbledore:

Originally posted by 106th

Hagrid: I also happen to have this three headed dog that I-well it’s not important where it came from, but he could help guard the stone too maybe?

Dumbledore:

Originally posted by everythingstarstuff

I am heartbroken that I was denied the grand oprah finale due to tumblrs community guidelines

(via milk-tea-way)

hollyblueagate:

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

(via misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt)

mechalesbian:

mechalesbian:

that post about how you can basically follow any tv show based on what your mutuals who have watched it post in tumblr doesnt apply when it comes to riverdale. ive never seen an episode of riverdale and literally not a single one of the countless out of context screencaps ive seen on my dash since it first aired has managed to clarify for me in any way what this show is about. you could literally tell me anything about riverdale, true or fake, and i’d just have to take your word for it.

(Source: hexglyphs, via misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt)

bemusedlybespectacled:

gingersnapkid:

“do you have a type?”

uh yeah, women I’m slightly afraid of

#my type is basically women I’m slightly afraid of #and men I can be 100% sure I will never ever ever have to be afraid of (via @crazy-pages)

[hozier voice] amen, a_aaam_eeen, a^aaaaaa_aaaaam^eeeeee_eeeeen

(via villainyforbeginners)

randomslasher:

princeanxious:

logan-exe:

theresneverenoughfandoms:

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

anony-phangirl:

theepitomeofamess:

quinintheclouds:

watfordwallflower:

magickspills:

drowningsun:

altadude:

tediousfeline:

carryonmy-assbutt:

iguanamouth:

prokopetz:

lightninjohn:

prokopetz:

equalistmako:

damianmcgintleman:

equalistmako:

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

Yes.

oh god theres art

@altadude you know what must be done.

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

I apologize to all my followers for this

if i had to read this you do too

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

………

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

Tis the season bitches

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

Why is this on my dash?

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

(via villainyforbeginners)

portvaillant:

thor tells loki to get in the spaceship so they can go to get takeout but then after 45 minutes of driving loki sees them approaching the intergalactic veterinary groomer’s through the window and starts frantically scratching the door of the space ship to get out

(Source: reyohnaka, via theatomicboom)

marypsue:

Sometimes fanfiction is a love letter to the original canon, sometimes it’s just that one telegram that says “Fuck you. Strongly worded letter to follow”.

(via fiftyshadesofridiculous)